Is Satoshi’s Bitcoin in Jeopardy? Ripple CTO Weighs In with a Twist 🤔💰

On the fateful night of July 1, at the stroke of midnight, these messages, sent via the cryptic OP_RETURN data, declared, “we have taken possession of this wallet and its contents.” The transactions, involving P2PKH addresses, a relic from Bitcoin’s nascent days, seemed to echo the whispers of the past, stirring the hearts of many a crypto enthusiast.

Ma’s Masterstroke: Ant Group Embraces USDC Stablecoin 🤑

As the winds of change blow through the Middle Kingdom, Ant Group is navigating the treacherous waters of stablecoin politics. With the Chinese tech giants quietly urging officials to give the green light to yuan-based stablecoins, Ant Group is hedging its bets by partnering with Circle Internet Group. A wise move, indeed! 🤑

Is Solana’s Triangle Dance Leading to $164? You Won’t Believe It! 😂

Ah, within a recent missive on X, the sage Ali Martinez extols the virtues of Solana breaking through a line of resistance—a feat akin to a bird escaping a gilded cage! This resistance line, part of a Symmetrical Triangle, is a tale spun from the threads of technical analysis (TA). What a delightful and bewildering tapestry!

Crypto Chaos in Malta?

The review, which was published on Thursday, is focused on the conduct of Malta’s Financial Services Authority (MFSA) and its processes under the Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulation 📊. This regulation, by the way, officially took effect across the EU in June 2024 📆.

Senate Bill Targets El Salvador’s Bitcoin Shenanigans!

In June, Senators Chris Van Hollen, Tim Kaine, and Alex Padilla introduced the “El Salvador Accountability Act of 2025” to the U.S. Senate, a bill focused on enacting sanctions on the executive branch of the country involved in corruption acts to “ship people to El Salvador in violation of their constitutional rights.”

Crypto Cards: The Trend That Just Won’t Die (and 152B Reasons Why)

Once the domain of the tech-obsessed, crypto cards now dictate the financial whims of the masses. Nearly one in ten Americans proudly strut about with these shiny cards, flaunting their digital wealth, while folks in Brazil, Portugal, and Slovenia appear to be throwing crypto parties and sending invites for more. 🎉