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Marinade, Jito, Robinhood, and BitGo—each juggling yields and jargon to dizzying effect. 🤹♂️

United States District Judge Jessica Clarke, a woman not given to flights of fancy, delivered her verdict with the solemnity of a priest at confession. The motion to dismiss, proffered by Anton and James Peraire-Bueno, was denied. The government, she declared, had painted a portrait of fraud vivid enough to hang in the gallery of justice. “The wire fraud statute,” she intoned, “does not excuse novelty in villainy.”

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But here’s the kicker: while these “experienced” holders are dusting off their wallets and tossing their dormant coins into the frenzy, the demand is hotter than a summer fling! Treasuries and Bitcoin ETFs are diving headfirst into the market, making it rain in all the right ways. 💰☔ Sure, some selling could put the brakes on this epic money train, but let’s be real—it’s unlikely to derail the entire rally. After all, who doesn’t love a good drama, especially when it involves dollar signs? Let the games begin!

As the week commenced, Ethereum ascended to what one might call a yearly pinnacle, basking in the glory of a 178% resurrection from the depths of April’s despair. This noble cryptocurrency, emboldened by its recent triumphs, followed a path illuminated by a price breakout and a period of what could only be described as languid consolidation between the weary months of May and June.

In a spirited exchange on the illustrious CNBC’s Squawk Box, a platform echoing with the weight of contemporary financial musings, Andrew Keys, the esteemed Chief Executive Officer of Ether Machine, stepped onto the stage. With the confidence of a literary protagonist, he proclaimed Ethereum to be the formidable leader over Bitcoin, painting it as a beacon of innovation and purpose. As he expounded upon Ethereum’s admirable utility and robust potential for generating yield, it became clear that this was not merely a debate but a declaration of victory. 🏆

According to our hyper-optimistic oracle Hayes, Ethereum is gearing up to lead the crypto charge, with a meteoric price prediction of $10,000 by the end of 2025. Meanwhile, he envisions Bitcoin hopping onto the rocket ship to skyrocket to a mere $250,000—pocket change, really, if you’re intergalactic and have a penchant for currency that rhymes with “mushroom.”

Ah, but lo! A recent communique from our esteemed analyst, @Steph_iscrypto, unveils a splendid chart of wallet distribution. Herein lies a most notable surge in the accumulation of medium to large wallets. Behold! A tantalizing 91.6% increase in wallets hoarding 10M HBAR and a rise of 71.4% in those minuscule 1M addresses since the fateful month of August 2024. Who knew the sea of digital currency could draw in such whales? 🐋

So, guess what? Polymarket might be gearing up to launch its very own stablecoin. Why, you ask? Because, apparently, having *zero* control over the money backing USDC on the platform just wasn’t cutting it.