BigONE Gets Hacked, Loses a Casual $27M

BigONE, a Seychelles-based crypto exchange (because who doesn’t love a good offshore account? 🏖️), revealed that they’d suffered a major security breach. It turns out that a third-party supply chain attack targeted their hot wallet infrastructure. Who knew that was a thing? 🤔

BTC: The Party’s Not Over Yet 🎉

Matt Mena, a sage and intrepid analyst at 21Shares, remains resolute in his conviction that the current dip is but a mere blip on the radar of the grand Bitcoin narrative. “The institutional demand is simply too great,” he declares with an air of quiet confidence, “and the supply, well, it’s as dry as a London socialite’s wit.”

Crypto’s Dirty Laundry 🚨

Gugnin allegedly failed to implement AML regulations and didn’t file suspicious activity reports (SARs), violating the Bank Secrecy Act and misleading financial institutions 📝. He also searched online for ways to detect law enforcement surveillance, because, you know, paranoia is a real thing 😂.

Dubai’s Revolutionary Real Estate Move: Tokenizing Property Titles with XRP Ledger!

Ripple, the company behind the XRP Ledger, will provide the institutional-grade custody infrastructure, while Ctrl Alt will oversee the lifecycle of these digital assets. Ctrl Alt, recently licensed as a VASP by Dubai’s Virtual Assets Regulatory Authority (VARA), plans to simplify access to premium real estate by enabling fractional ownership. CEO Matt Ong called the partnership a step toward broader investor participation in the market, backed by Ripple’s proven tech. 💸💰

ENS Takes Flight: Will It Soar to the Stratosphere or Just Do a Comedic Nose Dive? 🎭

One can hardly ignore the splash made by Coinbase as it makes the rather audacious decision to adopt ENS for its Web3 username service. I mean, how terribly modern! By migrating those dull “.cb.id” usernames to the glittering ENS, Coinbase has effectively put its stamp of approval—about time, really! This delightful move not only enhances the visibility of ENS but practically shouts, “Please, dear retail and institutional chaps, come indulge!” Increased usage leads to a jolly good show of on-chain metrics, and who doesn’t love a bit of upward momentum? 📈