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Apparently, Coberg’s side hustle included using his badge to intimidate rivals while collecting $20K/month. Because nothing says “ethical career move” like moonlighting as a thug with benefits. 🎩🦺

By Shayan (or perhaps a ghostwriter with a penchant for chaos)

On the daily chart, Bitcoin is strutting along a high-wire after plummeting from its lofty $124,517 peak down to a mere $107,270. A dramatic plunge-like a soufflé collapsing under the weight of reality. Yet, like a true show-off, it’s back at it, floating above $114,000 as if the whole ordeal never happened, clinging to the $108,000-$110,000 support zone with the tenacity of a cat refusing to leave its favorite sunbeam.

Rather than burying cash in local vaults, merchants may fund distant payments with stablecoins. At the SIBOS gathering in Frankfurt, Visa spoke of the stablecoin prefunding pilot via Visa Direct, with a hopeful glance toward a novel method of moving funds across the seas. One might suspect a quiet impatience with the old roads, those tedious byways of finance that make the journey feel longer than its reward. 💨

According to their statement to BeInCrypto (because who wouldn’t trust a company that talks to cryptos for a living?), the new raise, powered by Jump Crypto, Accel, and Prosus Ventures, takes KGeN’s total funding to a whopping $43.5 million. Well, that’s what happens when you convince big shots with fat wallets that you’re onto something huge. But what exactly is it? Glad you asked.

And the altcoins? Forget about ’em! They were doing the cha-cha for a minute, full of pep, then…POOF! Back down they went. HYPE and ASTER? Don’t even *ask*. They’re performing worse than my mother-in-law’s borscht. 😖

Behind this modern marvel, transactions don’t just sneak through-they march boldly onchain, armed with programmable logic known as the purpose bound money (PBM) framework. Think of it as a stern teacher ensuring every cent behaves, obediently settling only when all rules are satisfied. Meanwhile, the ever-watchful StraitsX plays the role of the compliance police, inspecting every payment in real-time-because, of course, someone must keep order in this digital wild west.

And guess who’s helping develop the cross-payments ledger that pledges to never sleep? Over thirty major financial institutions, including JP Morgan, HSBC, Citi, and Deutsche Bank (just to name a few! 😂). Oh, and they’re all sipping coffee while the ledger slumbers. 🕒

While selling pressure dominates short-term sentiment, a growing number of institutional moves suggest the current decline could present a chance to begin a dollar-cost averaging (DCA) strategy.

At the illustrious SIBOS 2025, Visa proclaimed its stablecoin pilot, a scheme wherein select partners may employ Circle’s USDC and EURC as pre-funded assets for near-instant payouts. “Cross-border payments,” declared Chris Newkirk, the grand president of commercial and money movement solutions, “have languished in antiquated systems for far too long!” 😤🤣