Bitcoin ETFs: The New Gulag of Financial Freedom?

Fidelity’s FBTC ETF, the vanguard of this financial revolution, saw a staggering $237 million daily inflow, cementing its status as the leader in Bitcoin funds. Bitwise’s BITB ETF, not to be outdone, recorded a modest $15.53 million, while Ark’s ARKB ETF followed with a respectable $114 million. Even the Bitcoin Trust (GBTC) by Grayscale, known for its history of redemptions, managed to stabilize with a small inflow of $5.84 million. 🙏

Bitmine’s Absurd Moonshot: Tom Lee, Ethereum, and a 3,000% Stock Surge—You Won’t Believe #3!

Tom Lee. Yes, the man who in 2017 declared—deadpan, before God and CNBC—that Bitcoin would ascend to $55,000 while it scraped aimlessly near $2,000. The CNBC anchors smiled at Lee then, the way doctors smile at patients who swear they’ve swallowed a planet, and Wall Street barely stifled its giggles. Meanwhile, Jamie Dimon planned public executions (career-wise), and Warren Buffett fingered his abacus, muttering “rat poison squared.” A menagerie of misplaced faith, if ever there was one.

Brilliantly Biting Back: Crypto Tycoon Foils Kidnappers with a Finger-Snapping Frenzy

The assailant, disguised with the subtlety of a third-rate actor in a masquerade, attempted to force a bag over Heath’s head on the building staircase. In a moment of pure instinct, Heath bit the man’s hand, severing a finger and, in a rather dramatic fashion, managed to flee. The DNA from the detached digit, a macabre calling card if ever there was one, helped the authorities identify the attacker, a foreign national with documents as genuine as a politician’s promise. Police discovered GPS trackers and burner phones, all part of a meticulously planned plot to detain Heath and extort his crypto, a scheme as elaborate as it was misguided.

Ripple CEO Scandal: Linqto’s 4.7M Shares & Investor Drama You Won’t Believe! đŸ˜±

The Wall Street Journal, that ever-watchful chronicler of ostentatious fortunes, alleges Linqto has been somewhat lax with the notion of “the law.” Imagine, if you will, allowing the unwashed masses—retail investors!—a chance to purchase private shares in rising start-ups before these companies make their dazzling debut at the biggest soiree of all: the IPO.

Le StratĂšge de Bitcoin Face Ă  la ColĂšre des Investisseurs đŸ€‘đŸ’°

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