Bitcoin Near $100K: The Gamma Wall Nobody Told You About

But while traders are staring at $100,000 as the next dramatic chapter in this soap opera, the path won’t be a straight runway. Market structure and positioning signals say Bitcoin might grin and bear it, spending more time consolidating below the big number before making a proper exit. It’s giving us a very British side-eye, with a pint in hand. 👀🍻

Mantra’s Dramatic Makeover: Job Cuts & Token Woes – The Comedy of Errors

In this grand theater of blockchain, where dreams float and sometimes crash in spectacular fashion, Mantra finds itself at a crossroads. Mullin, in a moment of corporate honesty that would make even Dostoevsky nod in approval, spoke of the “painful” restructuring following the dramatic nosedive of its beloved OM token and the omnipresent market pressures.

💰 Starknet’s TVL Rises from the Dead… Again! 🎉

The revival follows a year of despair, during which Starknet’s TVL dwindled like tears in the rain, battered by the tempests of waning Layer-2 fervor and the melancholic silence of dormant chains. 🌧️ Yet here we are, dear reader, witnessing a phoenix-like return to relevance-or at least a decent headline.

BNB Chain Hits Sub-0.5s: The Fermi Fork of Speed

The upgrade is all about speed with a smile: faster in a predictable way as usage grows, aiming for “exchange-grade” DeFi operation where swaps slip less and liquidations aren’t dramatic soap operas. In short, it’s speed you can trust, delivered with the calm of a librarian who’s just found the quiet room. 😅

Ethereum’s Cup Runneth Over: $4,000 or Bust? 🍷💸

But mark my words, dear reader, this is no mere happenstance. Nay, Ethereum hath broken free from the confines of a “cup-and-handle” pattern-a formation so quaint and predictable, it might as well have been etched by a Victorian economist. 🏺📈

Animoca Snaps Up Somo in Web3 Gamble!

Animoca Brands announces completion of its acquisition of Somo on 14 January 2026, integrating Somo’s digital collectibles and gaming titles – including Somo Codex, Somo Duel, and Somo Battleground – into Animoca’s Web3 ecosystem. The deal is intended to combine Somo’s crypto-native collectible mechanics with Animoca’s platforms and community reach to drive cross-promotion and growth. 🚀💸