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Well, isn’t this delightful? The whole crypto circus is abuzz because the approval of a crypto spot ETF tracking XRP is seen as just about as certain as Phoebe’s existential crises.

Deutscher a argué que trois narrations distinctes, les stablecoins, les échanges décentralisés (DEXs) et l’intelligence artificielle (IA), sont prêts à surpasser, avertissement que les traders qui les ignorent pourraient avoir “une très mauvaise expérience”.

“The Commission suspects a cabal of faceless influencers hath whispered sweet nothings into the ears of investors, compelling them to buy QMMM shares and inflate prices like a bloated balloon at a Wall Street circus,” the agency proclaimed, as if quoting a medieval grimoire.

Flying Tulip, that most earnest of ventures, recently secured $200 million in a private funding round. Founded by Andre Cronje, the exchange is set to launch a public sale of its native FT token-also priced at the same valuation. The round was reportedly structured as a simple agreement for future tokens (SAFT) and values Flying Tulip’s token at a $1 billion fully diluted valuation. 🤯

Apparently, someone told them about ‘rented’ accounts. Which are, as far as anyone can tell, accounts that aren’t actually yours but you let someone else use. Like a very complicated library book, only with more potential for upsetting the taxman. Bloomberg – those purveyors of slightly-worried news – reported on it, probably while wringing their hands. Sources remain anonymous, naturally. Because revealing yourself when discussing financial regulation is a bit like waving a red flag at a particularly grumpy accountant.

Protocol revenue plunged 72% to $945K, Fees dropped to $1.82 million, token graduations fell from 286 to 70, and Daily Active Users dropped under 86,000. A tale as old as time: the devil is in the details, and the details are in the toilet. 🪠📉

On September 29, 2025, at the Sibos conference in Frankfurt (yes, the city famous for sausages and finance wizardry), Swift revealed a new plan: partner up with Consensys to build a blockchain-based ledger for real-time cross-border payments. For those who don’t know, Swift already connects over 11,500 financial institutions in more than 200 countries, so if it were a social butterfly, it’d be one heck of a popular one.

These incidents have restarted the debate over the lack of regulation in the meme coin space. The ease with which tokens can be created on launchpads inevitably facilitates the dissemination of malicious content. Because nothing says “innovation” like letting people weaponize racism for profit. 🤡💸

The price pattern, that most enigmatic of suitors, flirts with the idea of a breakout – a fanciful notion that might just keep the optimism candle burning in this most capricious of markets.

Enter Nick Szabo, cryptography’s answer to a brooding detective, who dropped a warning sharper than a butler’s wit: v30.0’s lax attitude toward data-carrying transactions might turn full-node operators into legal piñatas. Why? Because suddenly, objectionable content could be as easy to find as a misplaced monocle at a garden party. 🚨