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CME is like, “We’re not ready for this chaos, let’s add more rules!” 😅

In Fidelity’s crypto outlook for 2026, a video as portentous as a raven at midnight, Gargava waxed poetic on the cycles of yore. “Traditionally,” he intoned, his voice heavy with the weight of history, “Bitcoin hath danced to the tune of its halvings, peaking a year and a half hence.” And lo, the halvings of 2016 and 2020 did indeed herald peaks, as if the market were a puppet and the halving its master. But now, the puppet strings may be cut, and the puppet-oh, the puppet!-may dance to its own chaotic melody. 🎶

He had a few words to say about crypto wallets, those little digital treasure chests that many folks seem to think are merely fancy piggy banks. But let me tell you, dear readers, there’s more to them than meets the eye-much like a catfish in the muddy waters of the Mississippi! The crypto community was all abuzz, giving a hearty cheer for Mr. Armstrong in the comments, as if they’d just seen a squirrel dance on a fence.

He, though fond of jests and jesters, doth not wish to see his whims transformed into financial quagmires. “I am a man of memes,” he mused, “but not a prophet of profit.” 🤷‍♂️

“To finalize the remaining details and ensure the broad support this legislation requires, additional time is needed before moving to markup.”

This digital darling has been on a rollercoaster ride of 46% gains over the last week! Talk about a price momentum that could make even the fastest roller coasters dizzy! 🎢

World Liberty Financial, ever the trailblazer, has entered the crypto lending market, where onchain credit demand is showing renewed momentum. The launch is a testament to improving regulatory clarity-though ‘improving’ might be a stretch in this context. It also adds real-world use for their ever-expanding ecosystem of stablecoins, which, let’s be honest, are just digital dollar bills with a side of confusion. 🤯💸

On the fateful day of January 9, 2026, a triumvirate of legal luminaries-Stuart Alderoty, Sameer Dhond, and Deborah McCrimmon-inscribed their names upon this epistle, weaving arguments as intricate as a spider’s web. Their aim? To coax the Commission into a rulemaking waltz, all while nodding coyly to Capitol Hill’s legislative fandango. Previous letters, dated March 21 and May 27, 2025, are summoned like ghosts from a bygone era, their echoes reverberating through the halls of the CLARITY Act and Senate drafts. Classification, they intone, is no mere academic exercise-it is the domino that topples jurisdiction, disclosures, and the very fate of secondary markets. 🕷️📜

Ah, Nigeria, the crypto titan in Africa’s sandbox! For years, its digital asset circus danced outside the taxman’s gaze, a rogue elephant in a room full of kittens. Now, the state tightens its grip, not with blockchain sorcery, but with the blunt force of identity checks. TINs and NINs-those sacred numbers-will now trail every crypto coin like a sycophant. It’s the dawn of a new era, or as the citizens whisper, “Another day in paradise.”

But now, the tides turn, and the long-awaited shift approaches, as if the Financial Services Commission (FSC) has finally decided to let the grown-ups play. 🚨