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But now, the tides turn, and the long-awaited shift approaches, as if the Financial Services Commission (FSC) has finally decided to let the grown-ups play. 🚨

Binance CEO Richard Teng, a chap who clearly knows his way around a spreadsheet, took to the social media platform X on Jan. 12, 2026, to wax lyrical about crypto’s market evolution. Seems the retail-only phase is as passé as a cold buffet at a society wedding, with institutional and corporate capital now calling the shots on participation and liquidity.

According to the oracle of on-chain gossip, Axel Adler Jr., short-term holders continue to wear their sour expressions. Since October 13, 2025, they have repeatedly sold Bitcoin at a loss. The weekly average SOPR remains comfortably below the neutral 1.0, a polite way of saying a large portion of recent transactions are being realized at negative margins. 😬

In her epistle, delivered with the gravitas of a tragedian, Warren proclaimeth that 401(k) plans are not a carnival for financial gambles but a sanctuary for the retirement of the common folk. 🏰 “To allow such volatile baubles as cryptocurrencies into these hallowed accounts,” she declaims, “is to invite chaos and ruin upon the heads of workers and their families!” 😱

In a delightful twist of fate, Bloomberg has unearthed whispers from shadowy figures-those enigmatic sources who prefer anonymity like a cat prefers a cozy sunbeam-indicating that Standard Chartered is preparing a bold leap into the crypto realm. Alas, no crystal ball reveals a timeline for this escapade, as the discussions remain ensconced in the misty fog of early-stage deliberations.

In a world where money is digital and dreams are taxable, Bakkt, the self-proclaimed “digital asset platform,” has gobbled up Distributed Technologies Research Ltd. (DTR), a stablecoin payments wizard. Why? To rule the global settlement game, of course, and cut out those pesky third-party middlemen. 🌍✂️

Each of these setups has a price structure stronger than a Brooks comedy, upside triggers clearer than a 4K screen, and invalidation levels so well-defined, even a newbie could spot them. Let’s dive in, shall we? 🏊♂️

The Palo Alto-based outfit, which has been keepin’ digital assets safer than a squirrel’s acorn stash since 2013, dropped its IPO filing Monday. The stock’ll trade under the ticker BTGO, a name as catchy as a cold shoulder in July. Existing shareholders are hopin’ to cash in their chips alongside the new blood.

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Bitcoin, that most fickle of suitors, led the charge with £405 million in outflows, while short-Bitcoin positions dwindled by £9.2 million-a most unromantic decline. Ethereum, ever the loyal companion, followed with £116 million in losses. Multi-asset funds, Binance, and Aave also faced the cold shoulder, shedding £21 million, £3.7 million, and £1.7 million respectively. One might say the market’s heart has grown colder than Mr. Darcy’s first proposal! ❄️