On the daily chart, BTC has broken free from a long, dreary descent only to meet a stern wall near the 95k line. The ascent from 80k came swift as a strike of a hammer, but now it cools, as if the city’s breath has run out after a fever. The price has yet to reclaim the 100-day and 200-day moving averages, which loom around 99k and 106k, like foremen watching from the edge of the workshop. 💼
Bitcoin, that proud monarch of the crypto realm, has tumbled from its year-to-date throne of $94,500 to a mere $90,000. Ethereum and Ripple, its noble courtiers, have also retreated, their luster dimmed. 👑↘️
This whole song and dance involves Ripple and Circle, those crypto darlings who are now officially being tolerated by traditional finance. They’re building a “private blockchain,” which is code for “a database that only certain people are allowed to look at.” It’s supposed to make things “faster.” I’m still waiting for my online grocery delivery to be faster, personally. 😤
Seems some fellas with more smarts than sense – or maybe just less morals – found a hole in their computer system. A hole big enough to drive a truckload of trouble through. Happened back in September, ’25, but the dust is just now settlin’, and it ain’t pretty. Like a busted watermelon on a hot day.
Behold, a recent tome-er, report-proclaims that over 50% of Bitcoin’s power now flows from the very bosom of Mother Earth herself: solar, wind, and hydroelectric. 🌞💨💧 Who would have thought the same beast accused of despoiling the land now sips its energy from the purest of sources? What a twist, worthy of a Bulgakov novel!
Top analyst Darkfost explains that mining activity comes with variable and rising costs, including energy, hardware, and operational expenses. When miners begin operating at a loss, they are typically left with two main options, which are often used in combination. The first is to sell BTC to cover expenses and remain operational. The second is to reduce or shut down activity by turning off machines, effectively lowering their exposure to unprofitable conditions. 🧠🧠
Colombia, that land of eternal coffee and eternal paperwork, has declared war on crypto tax evasion with a new rulebook so thick, it could double as a doorstop. The government, ever the enthusiastic schoolmaster, now demands crypto exchanges spill every last drop of user data, from wallet addresses to transaction volumes. One might think they’re preparing for a digital asset audit, not a coffee harvest.
As of Jan. 9, when the clock struck publication, POL traded at $0.1558, a 16.59% leap in 24 hours. A mere trifle? Nay! For it reached an intraday high of $0.1584, while trading volume swelled to $312 million-167% higher than the previous night. A spectacle, truly, and one that would make the most stoic of investors weep… with either joy or despair. 🤡
