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As the drama unfolded in a Southern District of New York courtroom, the eyes of both American and Argentine authorities observed with a mixture of curiosity and incredulity. Launched on the occasion of Saint Valentine’s in 2025, the LIBRA token briefly basked in the warm endorsement of Argentina’s self-proclaimed savior, President Javier Milei, only to plummet into the depths of despair just hours hence. What a love story gone awry! 💔

In a tweet dated July 25, Tyler accused JPMorgan of playing a game of “anti-competitive” hide-and-seek, a move he claimed could leave crypto and fintech firms gasping for air. This spicy drama comes courtesy of a Bloomberg report, which revealed JPMorgan is now charging fintechs just to peek at their own banking data. Imagine paying a toll to look at your own diary! 📖💰

Despite the government’s chest-thumping about stockpiling BTC like it’s going out of style, the IMF’s report spills the beans: El Salvador swore off buying more Bitcoin. Total contradiction—it’s like claiming you’re a vegan while chowing down on a burger. 🍔🤥

Crypto enthusiasts are betting the farm that this massive M2 balloon will catapult the digital currency to the moon! 🌕 This idea is popping up on Reddit and X like popcorn at a movie; users dissecting how this entire “money flooding” situation is going to play out, like it’s a daytime soap opera! 🍿

Bitcoin, that digital alchemy experiment that refuses to die, is currently chilling above $117,000 after recently hitting a “new all-time high” of $123,000. Because nothing says “stability” like a 147% surge since the ETF launch month. 🤪

Lo and behold, the rate of XRP has jumped like a caffeinated kangaroo, rising by a robust 4.23% over the past 24 hours! Someone call a doctor—this coin is blushing! 🌱

According to Maartunn (whoever that is—probably some crypto wizard living in his mom’s basement), Ethereum’s open interest on CME Futures has soared to an astronomical $7.85 billion. That’s enough zeroes to make even Scrooge McDuck blush 🦆💰.

The publicly traded company Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN) not only operates an exchange but it also offers payment solutions, custodial services, and more to a wide range of businesses. At the start of May, TopMob reported that onchain data from timechainindex.com shows Coinbase secured 2.719 million BTC.

Meanwhile, BeInCrypto did some Sherlock Holmes style sleuthing—turned their magnifying glass on three altcoins that the whale-sized investors are gobbling up faster than free pizza slices. 🍕🧐

So, in a recent exchange on X (formerly Twitter, but now basically a digital town square where everyone’s a critic), Ripple’s CTO, David Schwartz—who’s basically the guy you want in your corner when blockchain ghosts your past—decided to clear the air. Or, well, he decided to clarify that they couldn’t whip up a digital magic wand and bring back those elusive first 32,000 blocks. Sorry, Sherlocks, the data’s gone, and no, they didn’t just burn it in a blockchain bonfire.