Can Pepe Coin Become the Unsung Hero of the Meme Coin World? Find Out Now! 🐸💰

Pepe Coin (PEPE) has taken the crypto stage by storm, hopping up a fabulous 32% just as the market decides it’s time to play dress-up again. With whales accumulating like your relatives at a buffet, this charming token has reached a dazzling $0.0000138, the most extravagant height since July 11. And to think it’s nearly 60% above its June lows! 🐸💃

Talos and Coin Metrics: A Match Made in Crypto Heaven?

On the 16th of July, the world of crypto trading infrastructure was abuzz with the news that Talos plans to acquire Coin Metrics, the Boston-based blockchain analytics and market data firm that supplies high-integrity metrics to financial institutions. 📈

PUMP Token: The New Darling of Solana, or Just Another Flash in the Pan? 🌟

Pump.fun, oh, how it aspires to be more than just another meme coin. With its own decentralized social ecosystem, it aims to reward user attention with real value. The platform offered 33 percent of its 1 trillion token supply at 0.004 US dollars a piece, and all of the tokens were unlocked on day one. Through pump.fun and other partner exchanges such as Bybit and Kraken, the ICO raised millions of dollars worth of KYC-verified users, excluding, of course, the U.S. population. 🇺🇸🚫

Quantum Threat to Bitcoin: Developers Propose Hilarious Solution! 😜

Our dear cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, is under threat from the nefarious quantum computing, which could compromise a whopping 25% of its supply due to exposed public keys. Fear not, for the intrepid Jameson Lopp, CTO and co-founder of self-custody service Casa, has proposed a quantum-resistant upgrade to the cryptocurrency’s software.

When Crypto Fear Meets Small Town Law: A Michigan Saga! 😂🏦

On a fateful Tuesday, the city council, perhaps sipping tea and assembling with grand purpose, passed with unanimous voice an ordinance that requires registration, licenses, and serves as a bulwark against the rising tide of crypto misadventures plaguing nearby locales, most notably under the aegis of the vigilant Attorney General Dana Nessel.

Ethereum’s Roaring Breakout: Big Money Behavior or Just a Loud Fart?

Cazz, in a recent update on X, highlighted a significant development on the Ethereum weekly chart. The ETH/USD pair has broken out of an 8-week tight consolidation range. This breakout came on the back of high volume and strong weekly closes near the highs. Its rapid price movement through a historically thin zone further confirms that this is classic big money behavior.