By December 24, 2025, BTC had dipped to $86,934-a mere 0.5% drop, yet it felt like a century of crypto winters. Inflows and outflows tango in a ballroom of indecision, while on-chain activity snores into its coffee. The market, dear reader, is a squirrel holding a briefcase of dollars: confused, jittery, and desperately overqualified for its own life.
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The token’s price action remains closely tied to the crypto market sentiment, according to CoinDesk Research’s technical analysis model. This tight correlation indicates large order flows are driving the price moves rather than fundamentals for Filecoin, according to the model. Surprise! It’s 2023. Of course, it’s all about the vibes.
Solana (SOL), you saucy minx, is flexing those technical muscles like a crypto Schwarzenegger! 💪 After a quick flirt with the $120 support, you’re back in the game, stronger than ever. Downside attempts? Rejected faster than a bad pickup line at a comedy club. 😏 Demand above support? Check. Volatility compressing? Double-check. Upside expansion? Oh, it’s happening, baby! 🚀
In a Wednesday announcement, the city’s Financial Services and the Treasury Bureau (FSTB) and the Securities and Futures Commission (SFC) formally declared that they’ve wrapped up their consultations. If you want to operate in the crypto jungle of Hong Kong now, you’ll need a shiny license once these new rules kick in – because apparently, “trust” in crypto is best insured by bureaucracy and paperwork. 📄
Behold, MEXC’s grand endeavor to cater to the whims of traders, offering a stablecoin-denominated option so enticing, it’s like a golden goose laying eggs of liquidity! 🐔✨ In a twist of fate, MEXC will apply a zero trading fee structure, a rare occurrence akin to a snowball’s chance in hell! ❄️
Полимаркет, децентрализованный рынок прогнозов, стал гудящим центром для трейдеров, разработчиков и технических специалистов. Хотя соцсети изображают его как золотую жилу для заработка, реальность – это сложный танец с алгоритмами и ботами.
Risk appetite, once a roaring fire, has dwindled to a smoldering cigarette. Investors, like guests at a dinner party who’ve lost faith in the host, are fleeing Bitcoin and ether ETFs, opting instead for the quieter charm of XRP and Solana. 🏃♂️💨
The so-called “Santa rally” has vanished like a snowflake in July, leaving traders to nurse their eggnog and ponder the cruel whims of the market. Yet, amidst this financial frost, Anthony Pompliano-ever the optimist, or perhaps the jester in this tragic comedy-emerges to declare that Bitcoin’s Q4 stumble is but a prelude to a Q1 2026 renaissance. “Fear not,” he proclaims, “for the absence of a rally does not foretell a crash!” 🃏
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. reduced its holdings in Apple Inc. and purchased shares of Alphabet Inc. during the third quarter, according to regulatory filings. 📜💼