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Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. reduced its holdings in Apple Inc. and purchased shares of Alphabet Inc. during the third quarter, according to regulatory filings. 📜💼

Turmoil in the Bitcoin bunker! Those pesky transaction outputs are sparking drama worse than an intergalactic diplomatic crisis. 🎬 The debate kicks off with a draft proposal named “The Cat,” and the showdown is on.

Key Takeaways (or, Why Bitcoin’s Yawning)

Matador Technologies Inc., a publicly traded bitcoin (BTC) ecosystem company, has hollered from the rooftops about their latest triumph. The Ontario Securities Commission, bless their bureaucratic hearts, has given the nod to their short-form base shelf prospectus. 🎉 This here document lets ’em sling up to $58.4 million (CAD $80 million) in common shares, warrants, and other financial doodads over the next 25 months. Talk about flexin’ their financial muscles! 💪

And here’s the kicker: the platform’s been shoveling money into buybacks like a desperate ex buying back their dignity. Spoiler: It’s not working. 🎭

It was in the year of our Lord 2023, when the venerable investor Warren Buffett, whose wisdom is as deep as the Russian winter, did utter a dire warning to the world, as relayed by the author Robert Kiyosaki, whose prose is as sharp as a samurai’s blade. “Behold!” cried Buffett, “the Artificial Intelligence-driven stock … Read more

Bitcoin, once a titan of $90,500, now stumbles like a drunk poet. The former support level, now a cruel gatekeeper at $88,000, watches as traders sip tea and wonder if this is the day they’ll finally break free-or drown in liquidity. 🤷‍♂️

Market flows continue their eternal dance, favoring the venerable safe-havens, as if whispering, “Come to us, weary traveler, we won’t let you down.” Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that digital enigma, lingers in the shadows, hesitating like a cat unsure whether to pounce or nap-failing to muster the strength of new believers. 🐱💻

Wintermute, a most significant figure in the realm of cryptocurrency trading, has come under the discerning eyes of critics for its rather curious decision to divest itself of considerable sums of Bitcoin ($BTC) and Ethereum ($ETH). The timing of these sales, coinciding with an important Federal Reserve meeting, has prompted a flurry of concern among the market’s participants, who are whispering rather loudly about the possibility of underhanded dealings. 😏

This peculiar inertia persists even as stablecoin supply balloons, propped up by U.S. Treasuries like a monocle-holding aristocrat clutching a last shilling. All are content to remain liquid, yet none dare to dip their toes into the market’s murky waters-perhaps fearing they’ll tread on a metaphorical rake. One might think they’re preparing for a picnic, not a trade.