Their latest feat? Scaling Ethereum exposure faster than a drunkard climbs a ladder in a tavern. Just months after launching their accumulation plan, they’ve become the unlikeliest of crypto kings, trading short-term trades for long-term delusions of grandeur. A true masterstroke, or perhaps a midlife crisis in crypto form?
Meanwhile, miners are wringing their hands as volatility spikes and prices tumble. Profits? Gone with the wind, like a misplaced ruble in a Moscow tavern. Yet, VanEck, the wise old observer, suggests this capitulation might signal a bottom. 🌱 Or perhaps it’s just the universe laughing at our folly.
Pham was kind of running the show since January, filling in as the only commissioner since August. But, guess what? Her swan song at the agency was only setting up the soundcheck for Selig to come on stage. You know, Steven’s always the guy who says it goes without saying, but only when it’s about saying he’s going somewhere cooler, like crypto. 🤓
Bullish developments across U.S. financial regulation are lifting sentiment around digital assets, as momentum builds toward clearer oversight and a more innovation-friendly policy direction at a critical time for crypto markets. 🧠
Charles Edwards, founder of Capriole, is sounding the alarm 🚨, claiming Bitcoin could dip below $50,000 by 2028 if it doesn’t get its quantum act together. Honestly, this feels like the crypto version of “the sky is falling.” Chicken Little, is that you?
With an earnest heart and a twinkle in our eye, BeInCrypto has scrutinized three altcoins, each adorned with unique catalysts that may very well propel their prices higher amidst the holiday cheer of Christmas 2025.
Alas, their hopes were as fleeting as a summer breeze. What appeared to be a breakout was, in truth, a cunning liquidity grab-a maneuver that squeezed the shorts before reversing with the grace of a falling leaf, plummeting to $2.90 by Thursday. A cruel jest, indeed! 😏
Honestly, WLFI (yes, I’m talking about you) is showing signs of weakness that even my coffee can’t fix. The price action is floundering, trying to break through a critical resistance region but only managing to create a sad little bounce on declining volume. Not the best way to convince us that this recovery is anything other than a brief distraction.
But wait! A glimmer of hope (or is it just a trick of the light?) New liquidity’s about to splash into the system. Will the altcoins finally get their moment in the sun, or will they just end up even more soaked? 🌧️🤔
After what seemed like an eternity, the epic saga between Ripple and the SEC reached a dramatic conclusion in 2025. This case shall be remembered as a pivotal moment for the realm of cryptocurrency regulation in the United States, influencing the lives of XRP investors far and wide, much like a play that leaves the audience in shock! 😲
