As it stands, Bitcoin flirts tantalizingly just beneath the heavy resistance band of $90,000, a price point so laden with tension that one might liken it to a tightrope walker precariously balancing above a pit of snapping crocodiles. Traders, with bated breath, peer into the abyss, waiting for either a triumphant breakout or yet another rejection that would drown their hopes.
Ah, the price of BNB, that fickle minx, ascended 1.7% in the last 24 hours, while the CoinDesk 20 index, with its more robust constitution, climbed 2.2%. A modest victory, akin to a flea’s leap in a stadium of giants. 🪰🏟️
The year 2025 will go down in crypto history as the “Great Decoupling”-a time when Gold and Silver realized they were the true sovereigns of the financial universe, while Bitcoin awkwardly stumbled through its teenage phase. 🌍👑
New data from Bubblemaps and Arkham shows Sun’s frozen WLFI tokens lost $60M since September. Meanwhile, WLFI’s team insists they’re the real victims here. Classic.
So, Ghana’s gone and made cryptocurrencies legal. I mean, they figured, “Hey, we’ve got all these people using crypto, let’s actually do something about it!” The government approved this fancy-sounding Virtual Asset Service Providers (VASP) Bill to put a leash on all those wild, unmonitored cryptocurrencies roaming around.
His Excellency, President Donald Trump, announced this ambitious endeavor in September 2024, amidst the clamor of his campaign trail for the 2024 elections. Led by his sons, Messrs. Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, it marked a most remarkable shift in the tone of crypto policy in the United States. One might say it was as unexpected as a proposal from a gentleman of dubious character! 😳
The Hong Kong Insurance Authority (IA), a bureaucratic force that probably still uses fax machines, has proposed a plan to let insurers invest directly in cryptocurrencies. Because nothing says “stability” like a 100% risk charge on crypto assets. But hey, at least they’re pegging stablecoins to fiat currency-because nothing’s more reassuring than trusting governments to print money. Public consultations will run from February to April, because nothing says “urgency” like a six-month delay.
“Hyperliquid is built on a foundation of onchain transparency,” the team declared, their words echoing like a sheriff’s proclamation in the town square, as they addressed each claim one by one, with the precision of a sharpshooter.
This Midnight – NIGHT – token launches, and it’s a disaster at first. Plunges 90%? Ninety percent! You figure, “Okay, another crypto flop.” People grab their airdrops and immediately sell? Predictable. 🤦♂️ It’s like giving someone a free sandwich and watching them throw it in the trash. Why bother?
Crypto analyst Hamed Az-probably the guy at the party who always has the “inside scoop”-says we’re in this “corrective phase” (sounds fancy, but basically the coin’s just indecisive). So, it’s kind of like when you’re trying to decide whether to stay in or go out, but the price is stuck between $84K and $94K, which are apparently the “hot spots” for drama. Break one of those and boom-things get interesting. Bulls want to push past $94K and see if they can hit that $108K target, like a kid reaching for the cookie jar. Bears? They just want it to stay below $84K, or better yet, crash below, which would turn the whole thing into a bloodbath-because who doesn’t love a good crash, right? 🚨