Cuba’s been under the U.S. sanctions microscope since 1962, which means no PayPal joyrides, credit card shenanigans, or Amazon binges for them—privileges the rest of us hoard like misers. Then, in a plot twist worthy of a Douglas Adams binge, Western Union pulled the plug on its 400+ Cuban spots in 2020, making family remittances as rare as a sensible Brexit plan. But hey, when life gives you lemons, invent a blockchain lemonade stand. 🙃
Cardano, with its newfound vigour, has not only reclaimed its place in the top 9 but has also overtaken TRON, a coup that has the crypto community abuzz. With a market cap of $30.4 billion, ADA is once again rubbing shoulders with the elite, a position it has earned through a combination of price strength and renewed interest in its ecosystem. 🎩
On July 20th, Onchain Lens spotted a whale depositing a cool 2.53M SPX6900 tokens onto Bybit, pocketing a sweet $4.46M profit as the price soared to new heights. This whale had previously snagged a whopping 13.34M SPX, but was still holding onto a stash worth over $11M at the time. Talk about a diamond hand! 💎
This announcement arrives amidst a flurry of accusations directed at Input-Output Global (IOG), the very entity responsible for Cardano’s development. It is alleged that IOG, in a most unseemly fashion, acquired a rather substantial sum of ADA, amounting to hundreds of millions, without due cause. 😱
PENGU Chart Coils Tightly as Breakout Structure Takes Shape
She bravely voted NO, because who needs sleep when you’re saving democracy from digital overlords? 🛡️💤
They done bought up 4,225 more of them Bitcoin critters just the other day for $472.5 million. That brings their total hoard to 601,550 BTC. Now, I ain’t much of a mathematician, but even *I* can see that adds up to a pretty penny. More than a pretty penny, actually. It’s downright scandalous!
In Schiff’s dire predictions, he laments how President Trump’s feeble support for this ‘currency of the future’ might just send the trust in the mighty dollar spiraling down the proverbial drain. For those who find joy in the soft whisper of weakened paper, take heed! It is gold that shall emerge victorious when the volatile Bitcoin faces its inevitable fall. 🥇
Grvt, pronounced with the gravitas of “Gravit,” is launching “Strategies,” a peer-to-peer marketplace that lets users allocate capital into curated investment strategies managed by professionals. Because who doesn’t want to entrust their life savings to a stranger on the internet? 🤷♂️ It’s a brave new world, indeed.
The whispers of Santiment intersect with our reality; spikes in fervor often herald local peaks, a theatrical production where the audience can’t help but jump too late for a performance—a pirouette into oblivion. Brian Quinlivan, our earnest analyst, cautioned that the retail masses, like moths to a flickering flame, may have leaped into the fray just as the curtain was drawn. Historical data cajoled us with reminders: the thrill of June 11 and July 7, urged on by FOMO, only to be met with the ballet of retreat. 🔄
