The master of “chaos secure messaging” and former fanboy of the Bitcoin gods has been causing a tiny ruckus in the crypto world. On our favorite social media platform ‘X’, Wilcox proclaimed, like a wise old prophet of yore, that “culture is more important than your Bitcoin!”
Judge Paul G. Gardephe, who’s clearly been waiting for a case this juicy, handed down the sentence after Mendoza pleaded guilty to “conspiracy to commit wire fraud” and “illegal reentry.” Because nothing says “I’m a law-abiding citizen” like being deported four times, including once under a fake name. 🗣️
Data from Bloomberg Intelligence reveals IBIT slotted sixth on the US ETF popularity contest by net inflows. Because nothing says “winning” like a top-six finish while your asset price tanks. 🏆
Alongside this proclamation, a visage stamped with “Midnight” doth appear, as though the very hour of intrigue hath struck. Less a mere mood piece, and more a tantalizing teaser, it points to a corner of the Cardano realm where secrets lurk and fortunes beckon. 🕰️
The 1-hour chart? A snoozefest between $1.89 and $1.96. Bulls charged in like they forgot their wallets at a buffet 🐂💥, only to get smacked down by a red candle so aggressive it should come with a warning label. Short-term traders? Caught with their pants down, probably muttering, “Not again.”
But hold onto your hats! Just when everyone thought Pi was destined to be the latest cautionary tale, a glimmer of hope appears. Looks like the brave holders are bucking the trend, trying to turn the ship around and put Pi back on some semblance of a track. ⚓️
The document, amusingly designated XRPL Amendment idea #420 (one wonders at the symbolism…), originates from the diligent Mr. Ed Hennis, and acknowledges the sparks of inspiration from the esteemed Nik Bougalis and the ever-practical David Schwartz. Let us not, however, be misled. This is not some revolutionary encryption – heavens, no! – but rather an addition, a new field tentatively named “SingleUseKey” or, with a touch of dramatic flair, “QuantumSafeKey”. A label, one suspects, intended to soothe the anxieties of the modern investor.
Let us begin, as all great farces do, with a simple truth: Companies, like men, must manage their finances! Shall a merchant not diversify his coffers? May he not store his gold-not in vaults, but in digital-nay, transmutational-form? 🏦➡️🌕 Why, if a firm may buy bonds (snore), real estate (yawn), or even a private island (now that’s ambition), why then, pray tell, should a dash of Bitcoin upon the balance sheet provoke such apoplexy?!
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