Upon examining the hourly chart, one finds Bitcoin trapped, as a fly in amber, in a state of low volatility. The price shuffles between $88,000 and $89,500, a brief attempt at a surge to $89,349 quickly rebuffed – a pathetic little breakout attempt, swiftly and unceremoniously corrected. It reminded me of young Petrov, always promising grand things and thenā¦ nothing.
Cryptocurrency exchange MEXC? Back in the hot seat again! Users swear up and down theyāve been rooked-losinā funds like a gamblerās pocket at a Mississippi riverboat. One fella claims he traded there near a year without fuss, then-BAM!-20 days, two scandals, and a whole lotta āwhereād my money go?ā š°
And the people? Oh, the people. Theyāre sweating like sinners in a revival tent. Sure, the price ticked up a hair yesterday, but the moodās gloomier than a tax audit. Weāve been tricked before-remember October? Thatās when the market said, āSurprise! Itās a correction!ā and went on strike for a month. Now, in walks Ted Pillows-yes, thatās his real name, I swear on my grandmotherās ghost-and heās waving around charts like a preacher with a snake, shouting about 2021 all over again.
Picture this: our protagonist, ever so prudent, initiates a transfer with the utmost caution. A mere 50 USDT is dispatched as a test transaction to their own wallet address-an act of wisdom, one might say. But the shadows lurked nearby, as scammers, like hungry wolves, watched with gleaming eyes.
“You make uninformed noise and try to move the market or something. Youāre not helping,” Back said in an X post on Friday, after Carter explained in an X post why Castle Island Ventures invested in Project Eleven, a startup focused on protecting Bitcoin and other crypto assets from the threat of quantum computing. š§āāļøšø
The downward plunge is gettingā¦ less plunge-y, if that makes any sense. It’s not tumbling like a sack of potatoes anymore, but itās still not bouncing back up. It’s sort ofā¦ wobbling. Volatility, they say, is ācompressing.ā Sounds like someoneās squeezing the life out of it! And the RSI? Stuck down near the bottom like a particularly gloomy grub. Itās not a recovery, you see. It’s justā¦ holding its breath.
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The SEC, in a Friday communiquƩ, declared its triumph over these fallen stars, citing their roles in a grand ballet of investor fund misallocation from 2019 to 2022. A tale of hubris and hubris alone, it seems.
According to the most reliable sources (which, in this case, are the same as the least reliable), the vote occurred on December 18, 2025, and the crypto-friendly lawyer Selig is set to take over leadership of the agency as it prepares to play a larger role in digital asset oversight. š§©
