So, Michael Saylor-you know, the guy who’s basically Bitcoin’s biggest fanboy-decided to double down on his obsession. In a recent CNBC interview, he declared that his company, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy, but who cares about names when you’re this bullish?), will keep buying Bitcoin every quarter, no matter what. Even if it crashes 90%. Even if it hits $8,000. Even if it turns into a digital pumpkin at midnight. Why? Because apparently, Bitcoin is the digital equivalent of a golden goose, and Saylor’s not letting go, even if it starts laying duds.
According to Saylor, Bitcoin is like “digital capital”-whatever that means. He claims it’s built for “higher volatility and higher long-term returns” than gold, stocks, or real estate. Which is great, unless you’re the type of person who likes to sleep at night. But hey, who needs sleep when you’ve got 714,644 BTC stashed away? That’s right, nobody. Except maybe his accountant, who’s probably sweating through their shirt right now.
“I don’t think it’s going to zero. But if it does, I’ll just call it a tax write-off.”
During his Squawk Box appearance, Saylor didn’t bat an eye when talking about Bitcoin’s wild swings. To him, volatility isn’t a bug-it’s a feature. Like a rollercoaster that never ends, except instead of screaming, you’re just screaming at your portfolio. He even tweeted, “Digital Capital $BTC outperforms conventional capital. Digital Credit $STRC outperforms conventional credit. Amplified Bitcoin $MSTR outperforms Bitcoin.” Which sounds impressive until you realize it’s basically just him talking to himself in the mirror.
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Saylor’s not worried about a prolonged downturn, even though Bitcoin’s down 50% from its October highs. He’s got “multiple years of cash coverage” and “decades of Bitcoin-linked value.” Which is corporate speak for, “I’m rich enough to afford this gamble.” And despite the turbulence of late 2025-early 2026, he’s still refinancing like it’s going out of style. Forced selling? Only if the apocalypse happens. And even then, he’ll probably try to buy the dip.
So, there you have it. Michael Saylor: the man who’s all-in on Bitcoin, no matter how crazy it gets. If this doesn’t scream “I’m either a genius or completely nuts,” I don’t know what does. But hey, at least he’s entertaining. Unlike his Bitcoin charts, which are just depressing.
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2026-02-10 19:16