Ah, the marvellous world of money-grabbing and digital doodads! 🌟 Sequans Communications, that clever little semiconductor scamp from Paris, has gone and done it again! They’ve snaffled up a whopping 755 Bitcoins, splurging a cool $88.5 million, or roughly $117,296 per coin. (That’s more than most of us spend on a lifetime supply of chocolate!) 🍫
With this cheeky little purchase, their Bitcoin stash now balloons to a staggering 3,072 BTC, valued at over $358 million. Blimey, that’s enough to make even the richest of witches cackle with envy! 🧙♀️💰
Using their recent equity proceeds like a kid in a candy shop, Sequans is doubling down on their treasury strategy, cementing their spot as one of Europe’s top corporate Bitcoin hoarders. Who needs gold when you’ve got digital gold, eh? ✨
So, hats off to Sequans for playing the crypto game like a true Dahlian hero – bold, a bit bonkers, and utterly brilliant! 🎩🚀
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2025-07-28 14:51