So, apparently, according to some tracker called Shibburn (sounds like a discount furniture store, but whatever), SHIB is on fire. Like, literally, it’s burning-3,172% growth in a day. Who knew a meme coin could outpace my dating life? 🤑💨
Meanwhile, the SHIB team is over here giving life advice like they’re Oprah with a crypto degree. “Hold strong through the storm,” they say. Yeah, sure, just like I held strong through that gluten-free phase. How’d that end? With a pizza binge, that’s how. 🍕🤷♂️
SHIB Burns Up 3,172%-Or, You Know, Enough to Buy a Fancy Coffee ☕
So, this Shibburn thing says SHIB burned 3,172% in a day. Impressive, right? Except they only burned 2,481,036 SHIB. That’s like celebrating a weight loss of 0.0001 pounds. Congrats, I guess? 🎉🤦♂️
The two biggest transactions were 1,331,608 and 1,000,000 SHIB. Seventeen and one hour ago. Wow, someone’s really living on the edge. Next time, maybe burn enough to buy a used car or something. 🚗💸
SHIB Team: Crypto’s Version of a Motivational Poster 🌟
Lucie, the SHIB marketing guru (or whatever her title is), decided to drop some wisdom. “Stocks are pushing ATHs while BTC & ETH bleed,” she says. Yeah, thanks, Sherlock. Stocks are up, crypto’s down. Groundbreaking stuff. 🕵️♂️📉
Stocks are pushing ATHs while BTC & ETH bleed. This isn’t random, it’s engineered.
Big players are shaking out leverage before the real move.
ETH was left for dead at $1,385, then 3.5x to ATH.
Now they’re setting up the same trap for alts.Rate cuts ahead, liquidity inbound.…
– 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) August 29, 2025
Apparently, big players are “shaking out leverage” before the “real move.” Sounds like a bad pickup line. “Hey, I’m just shaking out my leverage before the real move.” Yeah, good luck with that. 😏💔
But hey, good news! Rate cuts are coming, liquidity’s inbound, and the payoff’s in Q4. So, just hold strong through the storm. Easy for her to say-she’s not the one staring at a portfolio that looks like it’s been through a blender. 🌪️📉
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