Shocking Bitcoin Hoard: Strategy’s Digital Gold Grows Exponentially! 🚀

In a manner most theatrical, Strategy Inc.-a business intelligence firm so eager to impress-has once again expanded its digital vault. Imagine, if you will, a company so enamored with the digital realm that it has just acquired a further 220 Bitcoin, bringing its grand total to a staggering 640,250 coins. Truly, one might question whether they are collecting digital stamps or actually trying to corner the market for Bitcoin itself.

Today, the illustrious Mr. Michael Saylor, the distinguished Chairman, announced this prodigious feat across the social media platform X-because what’s more charming than announcing multi-billion dollar acquisitions in 280 characters or less? The coins were purchased between the 6th and 12th of October, at an average price of an eye-watering $123,561 per coin-because who doesn’t love paying a premium for a digital asset? 😅

Strategy has acquired 220 BTC for approximately $27.2 million at about $123,561 per bitcoin, achieving a startling 25.9% yield Year-To-Date of 2025. As of October 12, they now hold 640,250 BTC, amassed for roughly $47.38 billion-yes, billion with a ‘B’-at an average of $74,000 per coin. A true testament to their dedication to this crypto carnival! 🚀💰

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) October 13, 2025

The method behind this digital madness? The funds were cleverly raised through the sale of perpetual preferred stocks, facilitated by their floating ATM offering programs. Because nothing says ‘financial ingenuity’ like issuing stock to fund your fondness for digital treasure chests. It’s a bit of a caper, really, showing quite the nimbleness with their capital, as they chase after Bitcoin with the zeal of a cat chasing a laser pointer.

As if to make a point, Strategy’s treasury, now brimming with Bitcoin, was acquired at a total cost of approximately $47.38 billion, averaging about $74,000 per coin-just in case you wondered whether they paid a premium or simply enjoy collecting at all costs.

This latest spree follows a September endeavor where they scooped up 196 BTC-costing roughly $22.1 million at an average of $113,048 per coin. Truly, a relentless pursuit, an ‘almost continuous’ accumulation streak, showing they are hopelessly devoted to their digital treasure hunt-ever the picture of dedication.

It’s clear Strategy is committed to making Bitcoin its primary treasury asset-because why not have a treasure chest filled with nearly 3% of all circulating Bitcoin? Certainly, they aim to turn digital gold into their corporate crown jewel-how delightful! 💎

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2025-10-13 21:56