Square’s New Gadget: The Tiny Cash-Sucking Machine! 🤖💸

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Well, bless my buttons, if Square ain’t gone and done it again—unleashed another contraption to part folks from their hard-earned yen! 🎩 Meet the Square Handy, a pint-sized, bulletproof (well, IP54-rated) money magnet for Japan’s ever-digitizing wallets. Weighing about as much as a half-hearted apology (just over 300g), this little devil sports a 6.2-inch touchscreen that’ll take your payments, count your socks—er, inventory—and even nod politely at orders like a waiter who’s had one too many espressos. ☕

Perfect for bustling shops and restaurants where chaos reigns supreme, it hooks up with Square’s POS app smoother than a riverboat gambler’s pitch. And for the low, low price of ¥44,980 (which, let’s be honest, is just shy of “why don’t you take my firstborn?” territory), you too can join the cashless revolution—because who needs paper money when you’ve got a gadget that practically winks at you? 😉

So, if you’re in the market for a pocket-sized financial overlord, look no further. The future is here, folks, and it fits in your palm—whether you like it or not. 🚀

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2025-07-23 20:13