STRC is sprinting to the Nasdaq Global Select Market by July 30 (ticker: STRC) like it’s late for a Bitcoin-themed cocktail party. Why just *hold* Bitcoin when you can *redefine corporate finance* in its honor? 🎩✨
Post-fees, Strategy pocketed $2.474 billion—because who *needs* modesty when you can buy 21,021 BTC at $117k a pop? That’s enough to make a crypto influencer faint! Total stash now? 628,791 BTC (~$47B). Average cost? $73k per coin. *Ch-ch-ch-choices.*
Strategy dropped the BTC news on X, because why not tweet your way to riches? 🐦💸
STRC isn’t just “another crypto headline”—it’s a financial TikTok dance: perpetual preferred stock + monthly dividends + board-approved rates = Wall Street’s new group project. Think “income vehicle” meets “Bitcoin hype train.” Who knew dividends could be this… *radical*?
This is the biggest U.S. perpetual preferred stock offering since 2009. Like a crypto-themed DeLorean, but instead of time travel, it’s *money travel*. Strategy’s basically a Bitcoin time machine: deposit fiat, get dividends, repeat. 🕰️💸
This is how a Bitcoin company becomes a fiscal black hole—sucking in cash, spitting out sats, and treating your balance sheet like a crypto wish list. For Strategy, the future isn’t just digital—it’s *dividend-stacked*.
Soon, STRD, STRF, STRK will behave like crypto-native fixed income. Buckle up! If other companies try to copy? Well, imitation is flattery, but let’s see them match *this* level of chaos. 🚀 And if you’re still on the sidelines? Maybe it’s time to buy Bitcoin… or just watch Strategy do it for you. 😎
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2025-07-30 00:50