tag, under 100 characters, no repetition in the body. Also, add humor, sarcasm, and emojis. Let me start with the title. It needs to be catchy and clickbaity. Maybe something like “Mysterious Whales Hoard $4.1B ETH: Did They Steal It? 😂” – that’s under 100 characters and has the humor and emoji. Next, the body. Larry David’s style is often snarky and incredulous. I’ll need to rephrase the paragraphs with that tone. For example, the first paragraph can be “So, some faceless crypto goliaths just vacuumed up $4.167 billion in Ethereum… because why not? 🐋💸” – adding emojis and sarcastic remarks. I should replace phrases like “reportedly accumulating” with more colorful language. Mentioning the exchanges, maybe add a joke about theRephrasing paragraphs… platforms being “the usual suspects.” For the analysts’ predictions, add a sarcastic comment about them “making bold claims” and questioning their credibility. Need to ensure all images stay in place. The original has an image tag with a class; I’ll keep that as is. Also, check that no tags are used and no styles. The title is in the tag, not repeated in the body. Add emojis where appropriate without overdoing it. Make sure the humor is present but not forced. Check for any markdown and avoid it, keeping it strictly HTML. Finally, verify the character count for the title and ensure all requirements are met. Done in 7s. Mysterious Whales Hoard $4.1B ETH: Did They Steal It? 😂 So, some faceless crypto goliaths just vacuumed up $4.167 billion in Ethereum… because why not? 🐋💸 Per Wu Blockchain’s latest rant on X, a certain “EmberCN” (sounds like a crypto ghost) claims these shadowy entities have been raiding exchanges like a crypto Black Friday sale. They’ve gobbled 1.035 million ETH in a month-probably just prepping for the next “bear market” or whatever. 🐟 “Since July 10, unknown whales (or maybe aliens?) have hoarded $4.167 billion in ETH from exchanges,” EmberCN says. During this time, ETH’s price jumped 45%-because of course it did. Who needs fundamentals when you have whale drama? 📈 Guess which exchanges got raided? Kraken, Binance, Coinbase… the usual suspects. They’re just playing host to this financial heist. 🏦 Benjamin Cowen, crypto’s favorite fortune-teller, says ETH will hit a new high by December. Meanwhile, Tom Lee from Fundstrat thinks it’ll be the “biggest macro trade of the decade.” Translation: They’re both guessing in a room full of monkeys. 🐒 Ethereum’s currently trading at $4,260, up 6.4% in 24 hours. Because nothing says “stability” like a whale’s shopping spree. 🛒