The US and Bitcoin: Awaiting a Dance of Nations 🕺

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It is scarcely surprising, dear reader, that the United States government should exhibit the poise of a maiden at her first ball, hesitating to dance with Bitcoin until others have taken to the floor. Mr. Mike Alfred, a gentleman of entrepreneurial spirit, opines that the Crown’s officials will not commence their accumulation of the digital coin until foreign powers have set the precedent-a strategy as prudent as it is… remarkably slow. “When the winds of external pressure blow,” he declared, “the dam of inaction shall surely burst.” One might suppose the Treasury’s quill has been dipped in hesitation. 🧐

Indeed, as other luminaries of the crypto realm urge haste, the US remains as steadfast as a gentleman refusing to declare his affections until the lady has first smiled. A most curious courtship, to be sure. 💍

Monarchs and Millions: A Future Fit for Kings 🏰

Mr. Alfred, with the confidence of a man who has never lost a bet on cryptocurrency, predicts that by 2033, each Bitcoin shall fetch a princely sum of $1,000,000. A figure, one might note, less audacious than the estimations of certain CEOs, who fancy the coin reaching such heights by 2030. “By that time,” he mused, “even the most staid of governments shall have dipped their toes into this digital asset.” A most romantic vision, though one wonders if the Bank of England will require a corset to contain its enthusiasm. 😂

His Majesty President Trump, in March of this year, did pen an executive order to establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, yet the matter remains as formal as an uninvited suitor. Meanwhile, Galaxy Digital’s Mr. Thorn suggests the US may yet announce its holdings this very year-a declaration as thrilling as a proposal at a country ball. 🎉

The Perils of Being Outmaneuvered by Pakistan 🇵🇰

Mr. Alfred, with the wit of a man who has seen many a scheme unfold, remarked that the government’s acknowledgment of Bitcoin “before Trump” seemed as likely as a moonlit ball at Pemberley. Yet, progress, he insists, is afoot. Others, however, urge swifter action. Mr. Samson Mow of Jan3, in a June missive, declared the US must act or risk being “front-run” by nations such as Pakistan-a scenario as improbable as a parson’s daughter outwitting a dandy. Still, one cannot deny the allure of digital gold, even if the Crown’s coffers are currently as empty as a debutante’s purse. 💸

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2025-11-19 06:13