In the dusty plains of crypto-town, where dreams are as volatile as tumbleweeds, The Open Network’s Toncoin (TON) found itself a new home on Robinhood. The listing, like a sudden gust of wind through a parched valley, briefly lifted its price from $3.12 to $3.25. But much like an old jalopy sputtering uphill, it soon ran out of steam, retracing back to $3.16 by press time.
- Robinhood added TON spot trading on August 28, giving it a modest bump in price-like handing someone a thimble when they’re thirsty for oceans.
- TON remains stubbornly 61.6% below its all-time high of $8.24 set during June 2024’s market frenzy-a peak so distant it might as well be Mars.
- This move puts Robinhood ahead of Coinbase, which is still dragging its feet on TON support. Maybe they’re waiting for divine intervention or just better coffee. ☕️
On that fateful day, Robinhood announced with all the pomp of a carnival barker:
$TON is now available to trade on Robinhood.
– Robinhood (@RobinhoodApp) August 28, 2025
The news sent ripples through the crowd, but alas, the waves were more like puddles. While other tokens danced wildly under the spotlight of ecosystem news, TON shuffled awkwardly at the edge of the dance floor, clutching its drink tightly while glancing longingly at the DJ booth.
The Uphill Climb: Or How TON Got Lost in Its Own Desert 🌵
Despite Robinhood’s best efforts, TON’s weekly chart looks like a sad trombone solo-down over 4% in seven days. And let’s not forget that gaping canyon between its current state and its former glory at $8.24. It’s like trying to climb Mount Everest wearing flip-flops and carrying anvils.
Listing on Robinhood? Sure, it’s nice. Like getting invited to a fancy party-but if you show up without any charisma or stories worth telling, folks will still yawn behind their napkins. Listings can shine a light, but they don’t magically fix what’s broken underneath. Poor TON is stuck convincing bagholders-who bought near the top-that this isn’t another mirage in the desert.
Meanwhile, across town, Cronos (CRO) was busy stealing the show, rocketing over 18% thanks to Trump Media Group anchoring a whopping $6.4 billion treasury on it. Solana (SOL) flexed its muscles with a 3% gain after some corporate bigwigs decided to hoard $77 million worth of SOL. Even Chainlink (LINK), usually the quiet one at parties, saw a respectable 2% climb.
And then there’s Pyth Network (PYTH), who didn’t need no stinkin’ exchange listing to shoot up nearly 60% in a single day. Nope, PYTH got hitched to the U.S. Department of Commerce for onchain data verification-a marriage made in blockchain heaven. Talk about showing up to the party with fireworks AND a brass band! 🎆🎺
So here we are, watching TON trudge along, hoping against hope that someday it’ll find its groove again. Until then, it’s just another traveler lost in the vast expanse of crypto-country, dreaming of a brighter tomorrow-or at least a slightly less red chart. 🚜✨
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2025-08-29 00:02