November 13, 2025 – A date that will live in infamy (or at least until the next shutdown).
The Circus Leaves Town: Trump Signs Bill After 43 Days of Political Theater 🎪
Like a reluctant magician finally pulling a rabbit out of a hat (after losing half the audience), the U.S. government has stumbled back to life. The House, in a vote tighter than Trump’s grip on reality (222-209), approved funding, proving democracy still works-barely. At 9:45 PM ET, the President signed the bill, presumably with the same pen he uses for tweets.
SIGNED & DELIVERED: President Trump signs bill reopening the government.
For 43 days, Democrats shut down the government, trying to extort billions from taxpayers for illegal aliens. Today’s message: Republicans won’t give in.
– The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 13, 2025
Ah, the sweet sound of bipartisan finger-pointing. 🎻
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2025-11-13 08:52