Trump Jr. Swears No Conflicts-Crypto Drama Ends? 🚨

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Donald Trump Jr., ever the master of damage control, has bravely declared that World Liberty Financial is as impartial as a goldfish on a political debate team. 🐟 “My dad’s not involved,” he insisted at Token2049, because who would dare question the Trump family’s business acumen? 🤡

Speaking in Singapore, the self-proclaimed crypto guru dismissed allegations of conflicts of interest as “unfounded,” while his father’s administration allegedly naps in a bunker. 🛑 He also clarified that senior officials aren’t managing the firm-probably too busy golfing or tweeting about bird flu. 🐔

President Trump Is Not Involved

World Liberty Financial, co-founded by Trump Jr. and CEO Zach Witkoff (because Trumps need a sidekick, obviously), launched its stablecoin USD1 in 2025, backed by short-term Treasuries. Because nothing says “financial wizardry” like pegging a coin to the dollar and trusting Uncle Sam. 🪄

WLFI tokens grant voting rights, but don’t worry-family entities just “share in revenue” without “managerial roles.” Sounds like a trust fund with a side of blockchain. 💸

Growth and Expansion Plans

USD1 is now the fifth-largest stablecoin ($2.7B market cap), but according to CoinMarketCap, this is “only the beginning.” Because what crypto venture isn’t destined to take over the world? 🌍

Witkoff announced a crypto debit card “to bridge digital assets with everyday spending,” because nothing says “financial revolution” like buying a latte with a blockchain-powered card. ☕🎉

World Liberty also wants to tokenize oil, gas, and timber, positioning USD1 as the base currency. Because why not turn nature into NFTs? 🌳⛽

Trump Jr. claims the firm is “not political,” but let’s not confuse “crypto” with “neutral.” From digital payments to tokenized assets, it’s all about building “lasting adoption.” Or, y’know, lasting headlines. 📰

WLFI Price Breakdown

WLFI trades at $0.2065, up 3% in 24 hours but still 55% below its peak. Because nothing says “bull market” like trading at a discount. 🚀

The 3-hour chart shows WLFI hovering near $0.21, slightly above the moving average. A “mildly bullish bias” if you squint. 📊

The MACD line is marginally above the signal line, suggesting “weak bullish momentum”-which is crypto code for “hope.” RSI is neutral but leaning bullish, because optimism is free. 🧘

WLFI 3-hour chart with momentum indicators | Source: TradingView

Chaikin Money Flow at +0.07 hints at a tiny inflow of capital, which could mean “somebody’s buying” or “a typo.” Either way, accumulation is fun! 🎉

A breakout above $0.21 might push WLFI to $0.22-$0.23, but a dip below $0.1925 would test “massive buy zones.” Because crypto is just another word for Russian roulette with money. 🎰

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2025-10-02 19:22