Trump Tanks Crypto, But ETH Laughs Last? 😂💰

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So, Trump decides to play tariff Tarzan, and the crypto market goes full banana 🍌. Bitcoin and Ethereum take a nosedive like they’re auditioning for the Olympics. But hey, Ethereum’s like, “Hold my beer,” and suddenly it’s the belle of the institutional ball. 🕺💃

Institutions Ditch Bitcoin Like Last Season’s Fashion

While both cryptos are trying to pick themselves up off the floor, Ethereum is strutting like it owns the place. Why? Because the big boys are swapping their BTC for ETH faster than I change my mind about ordering dessert. 🍰🤔

And get this-BlackRock, the Godzilla of asset managers, just did a crypto closet swap. According to Coin Bureau on X, they moved 272.4 BTC (aka $28.3 million) to Coinbase Prime, then grabbed 12,098 ETH ($45.4 million) like it’s going out of style. Talk about a plot twist! 🎬💸

Apparently, ETH is now the cool kid in the DeFi sandbox, even though Bitcoin’s still the prom king of store-of-value. But who cares about prom when you’re building the future? 🚀🔮

Bitmine’s ETH Hoarding: Because FOMO is Real

Meanwhile, Bitmine Immersion Technologies is out here playing ETH Pokémon-Gotta catch ’em all! 🐉 A BMNR Bullz report says they’ve been scooping up ETH like it’s free samples at Costco. In one week, they snagged 379,271 ETH ($1.5 billion). That’s not a flex, that’s a full-on brag. 💪💎

During the Friday freefall, they bought 72,898 ETH ($281 million). Three days prior? 104,336 ETH ($417 million). And after the weekend crash, they added another 202,037 ETH. Co-CEO Tom Lee’s basically saying, “Ethereum’s the internet’s backbone, and we’re its chiropractors.” 🦴💻

Ethereum: The Inflation Bouncer

Even Robert Kiyosaki, the “Rich Dad” guy, is team ETH now. He’s telling everyone to ditch “fake money” (aka fiat) and stack gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum. Because apparently, ETH is the bouncer keeping inflation out of the VIP section. 🚫🔥

So, is Ethereum the future, or just the flavor of the month? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure-crypto drama is better than any sitcom. 🎭🍿

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2025-10-21 13:13