Trump Tariffs Got Crypto Whales Running for the Hills! 🚨💰

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So, Trump’s gonna slap tariffs on the whole world by August 7. Big whoop. 🌍💥

Apparently, this means the crypto market’s gonna go crazier than me at a buffet. 🥴 Whales-you know, those big shot crypto holders-are dumping their bags like I dump my dating apps after one bad date. 🚀💨

Uniswap (UNI)

UNI’s whales are bailing faster than I leave a party when the conversation turns to politics. 🏃♂️💨 IntoTheBlock says their netflow dropped 98% in a week. Yikes! That’s like me losing interest in a TV show after one bad episode. 📉

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These whales are moving tokens out of their wallets like I move my junk mail to the trash. 🗑️ If they keep selling, UNI could drop to $8.67. But hey, if buyers show up, it might hit $10.25. Who knows? Not me, that’s for sure. 🤷♂️

Ethena (ENA)

ENA whales are selling like it’s Black Friday at a department store. 🛍️ Nansen says their holdings dropped 25% in a week. That’s like me cutting back on my coffee intake-impossible, but apparently happening. ☕💔

ENA’s already down from its $0.70 peak. If this keeps up, it’s heading to $0.48. But if buyers step in, maybe it’ll bounce to $0.64. Who cares? Not the whales, they’re already out. 🏖️


Cardano (ADA)

ADA whales are dumping 80 million coins in a week. That’s like me dumping all my unfinished projects in one go. 🗑️ Santiment says if they keep it up, ADA’s dropping to $0.66. But if buyers show up, it might hit $0.76. Big deal. 🙄


So there you have it. Whales are running, Trump’s tariffing, and the crypto market’s a mess. Just another day in paradise. 🌴💸

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2025-08-05 18:08