Trump’s Token Trickery 🤑

Oh dear friends, gather ’round and heed my words, for Trump Media’s Truth Social hath a wondrous plan to bewitch thee with a utility token of untold riches! 🤑 ‘Tis a token tied to thy social media account, whereby thou shalt accumulate rewards, a veritable treasure trove of digital delights!

In a missive posted on the Trump-backed social media’s official account, the platform doth hint at a launch of said token “in the near future.” Ah, but what’s this? A beta test of the Patriot Package, a subscription plan of uncommon virtue, with 12 “premium, non-woke news channels” and a vast library of video-on-demand services to tickle thy fancy! 📺

Subscribers to this esteemed package shall receive gems on their Truth Social accounts, which shall eventually be tied to the utility token, a shining beacon of hope in a world of digital darkness! 💎 “Based on their level of engagement with the platforms,” quoth the platform, “Patriot Package subscribers will accumulate gems, which shall be tied to a utility token on both Truth Social and Truth+.”

And what of this Patriot Package, you ask? Fear not, dear friends, for it comprises a TV streaming plan of unimpeachable taste, with channels to delight and edify, as well as a selection of video-on-demand services to rival the great libraries of Alexandria! 📚 And, as if this were not enough, the subscription plan extends its benevolent reach to Truth Social, with red-check verified accounts, boosted comments, and an exclusive Truth+ account, the very pinnacle of digital distinction! 🔝

But wait, dear friends, for there’s more! The platform, in its infinite wisdom, doth offer a free trial of the Patriot Package, that thou mayest sample its delights and render thy verdict. And, as if this were not enough, the platform doth solicit thy feedback on gem designs for the rewards program, that thou mayest leave thy mark upon this noble endeavor! 💬

And now, a word from our sponsors… or rather, a word from the Trump Media & Technology Group, which, in a letter to shareholders, didst first broach the subject of utility tokens, a notion of unbridled genius! 🤑 CEO and Chairman Devin Nunes, a man of uncommon vision, didst reveal that the company was exploring the addition of a utility token and digital wallet for its streaming platform, Truth+, a move of unimpeachable wisdom! 💸

And what of the token’s utility, you ask? Fear not, dear friends, for it shall be used to pay for Truth+ subscription costs, and later, its utility shall extend to a suite of other products and services under the Trump Media umbrella, a veritable empire of digital delights! 🌟 And, as if this were not enough, the token’s reach may extend to the company’s financial technology and financial services branch, Truth.Fi, a bastion of fiscal rectitude! 📊

And, in a development of unimpeachable significance, the U.S. SEC hath accepted Trump Media’s application to list and trade shares of its Truth Social Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH) ETF, a move of unbridled audacity! 🤑 The S-1 form for the dual-crypto ETF, a document of uncommon complexity, is currently under review, a process of unimpeachable rigor! 🔍

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2025-07-10 09:43