UAE’s Bitcoin Goldmine: A Royal Riddle!

O noble UAE, with your $700M in Bitcoin, what a grand spectacle! 🎭💰 Arkham Intelligence whispers that your coffers are filled not by theft, but by mining-though one might question if your royal family’s “mining” is more akin to a game of chess than a labor of love. 🏛️

Behold, the wallets of your government, revealed by Arkham’s X post! A mere 6,300 BTC, a drop in the ocean of speculation. 🌊 Yet, the tale of 420,000 BTC? A whopper of a rumor, fit for a farce! 🤡

Citadel Mining, your trusty ally, is but a pawn in the game of the IHC. And who owns the IHC? A royal family with a stake so large, it’s like a plot twist in a comedy! 🎭👑

With 9,300 BTC mined, the UAE now ranks sixth in the world-behind Bhutan (a nation of 11,286 BTC) and ahead of El Salvador (6,246 BTC). A curious hierarchy, indeed! 🤔

UAE Mining Firm: A Royal Riddle!

Citadel, with its 85% stake in 2pointzero, is but a thread in the tapestry of the IHC. And the IHC? A conglomerate with a 61% stake owned by Sheikh Tahnoon-surely a man with more money than sense! 💸

Arkham’s satellite imagery and on-chain transactions? A match made in heaven-or perhaps a conspiracy theory? 📷🔍

“On-chain transactions between Phoenix and Citadel also match amounts disclosed in official reports.”

Yet, the true mastermind? Satoshi Nakamoto, the ghost of Bitcoin, with 1.096 million BTC. A mystery as deep as the UAE’s vaults! 🕵️‍♂️

And let us not forget Michael Saylor’s Strategy, a corporate giant with 629,376 BTC. A titan in the world of digital gold! 🏆

So, the UAE: a nation of 9,300 BTC, a sixth-place finisher in a global race. A comedy of errors, or a masterstroke? Only time (and more mining) will tell! 🕰️

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2025-08-26 09:10