Uniswap Takes a Dive: 20 Biggest Crypto Lords Shuffle in Disgrace! 🚨

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CoinDesk Indices, that venerable oracle of the financial abyss, today proclaims its daily saga of chaos in the grand market theater. Ah, the illustrious coin of coin, the humble yet proud CoinDesk 20, now wandering at a modest 3615.74, having lost a not insignificant 2.6%-a figure that would make any trader’s hair turn gray faster than a factory foreman’s beard. Since Wednesday’s high noon (4 p.m. ET), this mighty index has tumbled by 97.82 points, as if it were a drunkard stumbling home after a riotous night.

Not a single asset dares to rise above its current melancholy-an uncharacteristic, gloomy chorus echoing through the digital halls.

Behold the champions! Or at least those who haven’t fallen flat on their faces: HBAR, with a meek decline of 0.6%, and BCH, slipping away by a mere 0.7%-as if they are politely shrinking, afraid of making a scene.

And now, the tragic heroes of our dismal tale-the laggards! Nose-diving into the abyss: UNI, with a grand descent of 7.0%, and NEAR, following suit at -6.4%. Truly, the spectacle of grandeur collapse, a dance of despair where even the bravest tokens tremble at the thought of further decline.

This CoinDesk 20 is no mere index-no, it’s a sprawling, sprawling carnival of digital wealth, traded across so many regions and platforms that even a seasoned trader’s head spins just thinking about it. One day kings, the next, jesters-such is the delightful game of crypto, where fortunes are made and lost faster than a Gogol protagonist’s reputation.

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2025-10-30 17:50