So, apparently, the SEC and CFTC have decided to step into the world of crypto and prediction markets like slightly overenthusiastic party guests trying to explain the dress code. They’ve sent their “let’s make sense of this madness” rule proposals to the White House. Bless their ambitious little hearts.
SEC’s Attempt at Crypto Categorization (Because We All Needed Another Label)
This week, Wall Street’s regulatory tag-team-aka the SEC and CFTC-rolled up their sleeves and presented their plans to the White House. Apparently, this involves trying to make crypto a little less like the Wild West and a bit more like, well, a bank statement you can actually understand. Bloomberg casually mentioned this on Wednesday, in case you missed the excitement.
Fun fact: These agencies didn’t have to submit rules to the White House before. But, in 2025, the Trump administration suddenly decided, “Hey, everyone’s doing it now, so why not?” So here we are.
The SEC’s “Application of Federal Securities Laws to Certain Crypto Assets” landed on OIRA’s desk Tuesday, looking very official. Bloomberg hints it’s probably about labeling crypto properly-because who knew Bitcoin could be a security, a commodity, or just an excuse to buy pizza with your phone?
SEC Chairman Paul Atkins has been waving the flag for token guidelines, reminding everyone that clarity is overdue. He dreams of a taxonomy of digital assets, probably imagining crypto neatly filed under A, B, and WTF.
The plan? Define digital assets, figure out which agency gets to boss them around, and decide how companies report things-hopefully without turning accountants into part-time magicians.
Atkins also whispered sweet nothings to Congress about “future-proof” legislation, though he admitted the SEC can go rogue with regulations if the market structure bill doesn’t make it through. Drama!
CFTC and SEC: Double Trouble for a Unified Crypto Playground
The CFTC isn’t just sitting in the corner. No, they’re joining forces with the SEC to make sure the chaos is at least coordinated. “Project Crypto,” as they call it, sounds like a tech startup, but it’s really about avoiding duplicate paperwork and jurisdictional squabbles. Riveting stuff.
CFTC Chair Michael Selig insists that innovation should grow on American soil-under American law-so investors and customers don’t end up in a crypto Hunger Games somewhere offshore.
The CFTC also threw in an ANPR for prediction markets on Monday. Basically, they’re trying to define rules for a sector that’s grown faster than a teenager on TikTok but has also made regulators break into cold sweats.
On Tuesday, Selig promised “very clear standards” for what’s allowed and what’s definitely a no-go. At a finance conference, he added, with zero subtlety, that if regulators block everything, the markets just run offshore. And nobody wants that. Except maybe the offshore folks.
“Set the rules or watch them disappear overseas,” Selig declared, probably while sipping an espresso.

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