Vanguard’s Crypto ETFs: Finally, a Way to Lose Money Safely!

Oh, great, another way to lose your life savings. Vanguard, the company that makes investing as exciting as watching paint dry, is finally jumping on the crypto bandwagon. 🤷‍♀️💸 Investor interest in crypto is growing, which is just a fancy way of saying people are desperate to throw their money at anything that isn’t a traditional stock. Vanguard is trying to keep up, but let’s be real, they’re just late to the party. 🕵️‍♂️💰

The new ETFs will provide “easy and secure access to digital assets,” which is code for “we’re not sure what we’re doing, but here’s a fancy name for it.” The launch is expected soon, once the regulators figure out if they’re allowed to approve something that’s basically a digital Ponzi scheme. 🚧🧠💥

So, if you’re looking to diversify your portfolio… or just watch your savings vanish, Vanguard’s got your back. 🚀💸

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2025-09-26 15:28