Oh, great, another way to lose your life savings. Vanguard, the company that makes investing as exciting as watching paint dry, is finally jumping on the crypto bandwagon. 🤷♀️💸 Investor interest in crypto is growing, which is just a fancy way of saying people are desperate to throw their money at anything that isn’t a traditional stock. Vanguard is trying to keep up, but let’s be real, they’re just late to the party. 🕵️♂️💰
The new ETFs will provide “easy and secure access to digital assets,” which is code for “we’re not sure what we’re doing, but here’s a fancy name for it.” The launch is expected soon, once the regulators figure out if they’re allowed to approve something that’s basically a digital Ponzi scheme. 🚧🧠💥
So, if you’re looking to diversify your portfolio… or just watch your savings vanish, Vanguard’s got your back. 🚀💸
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2025-09-26 15:28