XRP: The 2030 Money Printer or Just a Ripple in the Pond? 🤑

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Okay, so Coach JV, the crypto guru who probably still uses a flip phone, insists XRP is the key to “humanity’s greatest shift” by 2030. Let me guess-he’s already bought the t-shirt. 🚀

According to his latest X post (formerly Twitter, because obvi), he’s ranked his top crypto holdings like it’s Netflix’s Top 10. Spoiler: XRP is #1, because of course it is. He also says the next five years will “reshape how money moves.” Wow, deep. Next you’ll tell me water is wet. 💸

Analyst’s Updated Holdings (aka His Net Worth)

His list? XRP, Bitcoin, Solana, Stellar, WLFI (which is basically the Trump-branded crypto that’s down 71% since launch-because nothing says “future bank” like a 71% crash), Hedera, and VeChain. He claims he’s all about “real-world use,” but I’m 90% sure “real-world use” just means “don’t lose money fast.”

My top holdings have adjusted a bit. In order (just my journey, do you):

XRP

BITCOIN

SOL

XLM

WLFI (making moves up my ranking-because why not?)

HBAR

VET

This is the greatest shift in humanity.

Looking forward to coming back to this in 2030.

– Coach JV (@Coachjv_) October 24, 2025

XRP: The New Family Heirloom? 🏡

Coach JV argues XRP’s “fixed supply, speed, and scalability” make it perfect for cross-border payments. Like, sure, if by “speed” you mean “faster than a sloth on a coffee break.” He also calls XRP and Bitcoin “stores of family wealth,” which sounds adorable until you realize he’s talking about crypto, not a trust fund. Pro tip: fiat currency loses value over time, but so do your chances of retiring if you trust a crypto bro. 💀

He’s also convinced XRP will surpass Bitcoin and Ethereum by 2030. Let’s hope he’s right… or at least doesn’t check his portfolio before bed. 😂

Confidence is key... or is it?

Meanwhile, Vincent Van Code, the pro-XRP engineer, hinted at “big announcements” once the US government reopens. Because nothing says “trust me” like relying on bureaucratic timelines. 🤷♀️

Boy wait til the government reopens again soon. We might see some big announcements in favor of XRP.

– Vincent Van Code (@vincent_vancode) October 24, 2025

But let’s not forget WLFI’s 71% plunge. Investors are now wisely reminding everyone that “social media hype ≠ financial plan.” Unless your financial plan is to live off dreams and caffeine. ☕

Outlook And Advice (aka Don’t Panic, Probably)

Coach JV’s advice? “Think in decades, not days.” Easy for him to say-he’s not the one explaining a 71% loss to your parents. Others are urging caution, which is fair. After all, crypto is like a rollercoaster: thrilling, terrifying, and likely to make you sick. 🎢

For now, Coach JV’s bold claims have reignited the age-old debate: Is XRP the future of finance… or just another crypto bro’s fever dream? Only time will tell. But if 2030 comes and we’re all using XRP to buy groceries, I call dibs on being the first Ripple billionaire. 🙌

XRP: The 2030 Money Printer or Just a Ripple in the Pond? 🤑

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2025-10-26 18:14