So, BTCS, this blockchain tech company-yeah, the one on Nasdaq, you know, the one that sounds like a fancy sandwich-has decided to throw a little party for its shareholders. They’re giving out a one-time “Bividend” of $0.05 per share in Ethereum. That’s right, folks, Ethereum! Because who doesn’t want their dividends in a currency that sounds like a sci-fi movie? 🎉
But wait, there’s more! If you’re one of those loyal shareholders who actually transfers your shares to the transfer agent-because, you know, who doesn’t love a little paperwork?-you’ll get an extra $0.35 per share. That’s a whopping total of $0.40 in Ethereum! I mean, it’s not exactly winning the lottery, but hey, it’s better than a kick in the pants, right? 💸
This whole thing is supposed to reward long-term investors and, I guess, keep those pesky short-sellers at bay. BTCS is making history here, folks! The first publicly traded company to issue a dividend in Ethereum. What’s next? A loyalty program where you get points for holding onto your shares? Oh wait, they’re already doing that! 🙄
And let’s not forget their grand strategy, which they call the “DeFi/TradFi Accretion Flywheel.” Sounds impressive, doesn’t it? I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a flywheel? Just picture it: accumulating Ethereum through mixed financing methods and generating revenue like it’s a game of Monopoly. Just don’t land on Boardwalk, or you might be in trouble! 🏦
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2025-08-19 14:13