Senator Elizabeth Warren, who’s made a career out of fuming over Donald Trump’s escapades, just added another jewel to her crown of disdain-this time targeting the Trump family’s latest crypto miracle, WLFI. Because what’s better than family drama? Family drama wrapped in blockchain!
“corruption, plain and simple.” 🍿
It’s corruption, plain and simple.
– Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) September 2, 2025
WLFI had what could only be described as a debut party on the crypto dance floor-briefly inflating the Trump clan’s fortunes by more than $5 billion in paper value. That’s right, $5 billion, which apparently makes WLFI more valuable than all the Trump real estate combined. Who knew? Real houses out, pixels in.
Of course, like your aunt’s enthusiasm for NFTs, this valuation is as stable as a toddler in a trampoline park. Starting at a tasty $0.46 per token, WLFI’s value did the classic crypto shimmy: up, down, sideways, and dramatically weepy. After an initial surge, the token took a nosedive to $0.20, tried climbing back to $0.24 (bless its heart), but now it’s limping around $0.22-a 5% drop for the day, just to keep things spicy.
Senator Warren vs. Trump’s Crypto Circus: Round Who’s Counting?
This isn’t Senator Warren’s first rodeo with Trump and crypto. She’s been waving red flags high and proud, warning that all these shiny tokens and buzzwords are just smoke, mirrors, and maybe a little grift. She’s already finger-wagged at things like the GENIUS stablecoin act and the Digital Asset Market Clarity (CLARITY) Act for being as soft as a marshmallow in the face of crypto chaos.
Her take? “We need strong crypto regulation, not an industry giveaway that puts our economy at risk and supercharges President Trump’s corruption.” Yeah, that’s basically like saying, “Let’s not hand over the candy store keys to the guy who already ate half the sweets.” 🍬
Warren even suggested elected officials should take a hard pass on trading or dabbling in crypto businesses, citing the obvious conflict of interest when your side hustle and job become indistinguishable. But hey, maybe that’s just the modern American Dream? Politics by day, token trading by night?
Elizabeth isn’t just wagging her finger at WLFI; she’s waving a big red flag at the entire crypto circus twirling around Washington. Her worry? Weak regulations mean politicians could turn insider trading into an Olympic sport, leaving regular folks confused and broke.
Warren isn’t alone in this worrywart club. Plenty of others suspect that having one foot in politics and the other in crypto might just be the perfect recipe for market manipulation. Shocking, I know.
But fear not, the White House assures us that Trump’s business ventures and his political life are like oil and water-completely separate. No conflicts here, folks, move along while the crypto roller coaster continues its thrilling dip and dive.
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2025-09-03 11:56