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But let us not forget, this is a mere sprinkle compared to last week’s deluge of $1.57 billion, led by the unstoppable Official Trump (TRUMP) and the ever-so-graceful Solana (SOL). 🎈

While Bitcoin has demonstrated a powerful rally, a worrying trend has been observed among whales or large holders. Darkfost, a market expert and verified author, shared a report on X that revealed that BTC whales are on the move once again, with a sharp uptick in large-scale inflows to crypto exchanges. It’s like watching a bunch of squirrels hoard acorns… but with more emojis. 🐿️💸

The breakout, a veritable tempest of bullish fervor, has propelled HBAR’s value skyward, sustained by a crescendo of volume and relentless accumulation. This shift in structure now places the $0.38 level within reach, as momentum continues to build across key timeframes. 🌪️

Here’s the kicker: they’re not just sitting on their ETH like a dragon hoarding gold. Nope, they’re going to sell it, stake it, restake it, and dive into DeFi. Why? To make more ETH, of course! Because who needs a simple business model when you can turn finance into a circus? 🎪 Their treasury will supposedly grow, and they’ll “sponsor the Ethereum network.” Generous of them, really. 🙄

It’s been a FULL WEEK since Bitcoin hit its shiny new all-time high, and yet here we are, still stuck in what feels like an endless game of financial limbo. At $119,462 (just 2.12% off the highs), BTC is chilling in consolidation mode, which is basically code for “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

Solana, with its charming volatility, has reclaimed the throne at the $190 mark, a feat that has set the market abuzz with whispers of even greater heights. Imagine, if you will, a market capitalization of $99.82 billion and a 24-hour trading volume of $15.12 billion, all achieved in a mere blink of an eye! 🌟

According to the ever-watchful eyes of Lookonchain, this wallet scooped up a cozy 5,000 BTC back in 2012—when Bitcoin was basically a weird underground meme—and paid just $1.66 million. Flash-forward to today’s fabulous prices near $118,248, and that tiny investment has exploded into approximately $578 million. Yep, that’s a profit big enough to buy a small island, or at least a fancy coffee mug.

Ethereum, that capricious deity of the blockchain, inches ever closer to becoming the crown jewel of crypto treasuries. On that fateful Monday, July 21, BTCS, a publicly traded entity entangled in this modern madness, proclaimed a grand expansion. Now it clutches 55,788 Ethereum in its greedy fists—a 516% surge since the year’s bleak beginning. Combined with cash and other fleeting assets, this bounty totals $242.2 million. Oh, the irony of such numbers, whispering promises of eternity in a world of volatility! 💸

Momentum’s building for AVAX, and the charts are starting to flirt with optimism – finally! After what seemed like an eternity of slow climbs, it’s now cozied up to the $26-$27 range, looking all determined. 😂 The daily candle’s squeezed tight under the upper Bollinger Band at $26.32, and price is chilling above the 20-day moving average. This compression? Total tease for a breakout, if you ask me.

Ah, the sweet nectar of patience! Early Coinbase investors, who once wept into their portfolios like jilted lovers, have finally emerged from the financial abyss. How poetic! A stock once left for dead now dances upon the graves of its doubters. ☠️💃